ABC Gum

Gum here doesn't need to have ABC (already been chewed for those who missed middle school) to taste like ABC gum.  It's wet when it comes out of the package.  It's taken me a month to realize I can stick the big pack inside a ziplock bag to keep it out of the air!  (Also took me a month to realize I should be doing that with all of my important documents that are now slightly wet...)  It wasn't even fun to start chewing a stick because it started out moist and was partially disintegrated before it even reached your mouth.  Now, I've found my plastic bags and at least one of my packages can be salvaged.